Beach Open Starter!

airfieldoftheabyss:

"How is it odd? I am one and it’s my name. Humans call animals by the name of what they are, correct?"

The ship giggled and laid back in the water, watching him move into a slightly deeper area. The fact that he needed a ring at the beach was amusing her greatly.
She was totally going to pop that in the next five minutes.

"Not really, you don’t name a dog, dog or canine or whatever…aaanyway.”

Saito pulled himself up through the ring so he could lay back like the Abyssal ship was, using the ring to keep himself afloat. Though it was clearly tipping to the left quite a bit thank to his arm. “I just came here to cool off during the heatwave, so I’m gonna relax..”

#Airfieldoftheabyss
Killer and the Cat || blackgrimoire

monstergirlsinc:

Instinct. There was no other option for her at his time. What thoughts may be were overcome by this surprise of the other behind her that she reacted in her natural way. Her tails shot out, each seeking to coil up a limb of the sudden intruder. Her body spun unnaturally fast to face him. Her hands flicked, sharp claws jutting from the tips of her otherwise human looking hands. All this would take place in about a two second time frame.

"What the hell are you doing!" she would scream as she reacted.

In the boy’s confused state, he was far from ready to dodge as the tails shot out to ensnare him. That didn’t stop him from struggling for a moment however. “Guh..! The hell is this?! Let go already—uh..” Of course, he then noticed her claws, and her extra set of animal-like limbs…also ending in sharp claws. Naturally, he froze up and ceased his struggles, preferring to avoid being gutted before he could wriggle free. The woman seemed like she had been scared as well, perhaps she didn’t want to fight?

"Urgh..I’m wondering what’s going on, that’s what! My head felt weird, then I ended up in a cave.." His eyes briefly glanced from hers down to her chest, before he averted his gaze altogether. "The hell are you naked for…?"

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#monstergirlsinc
Fire With Fire! (@Heavenlyknightgranberia)

heavenly-knight-granberia:

Granberia sighed loudly as the boy tried, and failed, to stand on his own. She almost regretted saving him from the monster. To Granberia, taking down a monster like that was almost a routine occurrence, but she still wondered if it had been worth it.

"Stupid kid," she grumbled, sighing and shaking her head. "You shouldn’t be out here if you can’t handle the monsters. There won’t always be someone around you save your ass." The flames engulfing Granberia’s blade died down, and she sheathed the sword. From the looks of it, the kid couldn’t even walk on his own. So she’d have to do that for him, too.

"The name’s Granberia," the dragon said, "and my techniques are none of your business, kid. Now, if you can’t walk, I’ll take you somewhere you can rest up." Without waiting for his answer, Granberia wrapped an arm around Saito’s waist, hauling him over her shoulder with ease. She wasn’t exactly gentle in doing this, and, considering the boy’s injuries, it might have been painful.

"Ready to go?" Granberia growled.

"It’s not like I came out here…wherever here is, by choice. I woke up around here, then that bitch blindsided me! Otherwise I’d have had no problem beating her..” The boy responded, evidently not taking kindly to the way Granberia spoke to him. Even less so when she picked him up off the ground, he immediately began kicking and squirming around in her grasp. “Ow owowowow—dammit I can walk myself!”

His large metal hand clamped down around Granberia’s arm and pulled until he was able to slip loose. Dropping down onto the ground, he stumbled a little, but remained standing this time with seemingly less effort. “Ow..! Hah…a small break would have been nice but fine, if you’ve got somewhere safe, then we can walk there. She didn’t break my legs or anything after all..” It seemed his stubbornness was winning out over his injuries, as in his attempt to “prove himself”, he wasn’t even shaking as he stood anymore. Remaining by Granberia’s side, he waited to be led to her home—or wherever it was she intended to take him, being led by a dragon was a first after all.

#heavenlyknightgranberia #Sorry for the slow response!

cpu-blanc:

"WHO’S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO REQUIRE FUCKING GRINDING IN OUR THIRD GAME!? I know they complained that Mk2 was too easy BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"

"I guess that’s why mun went and bought DLC equipment…nooo grinding then. Then again, he got shit results in the after-chapter reviews."

#cpublanc
The Muns’ Studio - ask me questions about the way I play my muse, why I’ve made certain decisions in their story and anything you’d like to know about what I think of them.

(via sekaigakasanaru)

#I doubt anyone is actually that interested in all this #But on the off chance someone is

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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#Aaaaalways
Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

muse-eutopia:

crona-the-swordsmen:

black-blood-pink-hair:

cronamuppets:

a-random-weaboo:

protocol00:

nyapanzer:

3ffrey:

compiledchihiro:

iwstw:

officialplagueknight:

aphameripan:

beepony:

hinata-froyo:

Love ass!

space ass

hetalia: ass powers

ASS EATER

Is This a Ass?

Kill la Ass

Tokyo Ass

Black Ass Shooter

A certain magical ass…

Ass Eater

ASS EATER

Attack oN ASS

can’t get over ASS EATER

Ass Art Online

My Little Ass Can’t Be This Cute

#I couldn't resist

"Oh nothing."

#bloodscythe

"Oh, Saya moved on apparently…hm."

#Well at least even Saito knows better than to assume they actually got married #;dash commentary
Send me a “؎” for my muse’s reaction to yours offering them a lollipop that was in their mouth.

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